Monday, 28 July 2014

Bible toasting

Bible toaster

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love
does
not know God, because God is
love."
GIRL: And how do I know you mean those
words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b " For out of the
abundance
of the heart the mouth speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're loyal
and
honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass
away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls
out
there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no
flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful...you're
exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive,
and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall
leave
his father and his mother and hold
fast to his wife, and they shall become one
flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this
much
BOY:Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law shall
not depart from your mouth, but
you shall meditate on it day and night, so
that
you may be careful to do all that
is written in it. For then you will make your
way
prosperous and you will have
good success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the
Lord is good! Blessed is the man
who takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to think
about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren,
whatever
is true, whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever
is
lovely, whatever is commendable, if
there is any excellence, if there is anything
worthy of praise, think about these
things."
GIRL: owwww I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21b "Amen!

Having a great day

Configure your day with Joy.
today say and do something good to atleast 10 people.
Take time to laugh and smile with people.
Rejoice in your heart and nothing shall hinder your great day.
Before you go out, pray and write down your to do list today and work towards attaining those list.
Believe nothing is impossible.
Find something good out of every bad situation and prevail on good things only.
See the best in people.

Don't forget that whatever is hanging above you is still under your God's feet.
This is your day don't let anyone ruin it.
Guard your Joy.
Good day...

Friday, 11 July 2014

Massive Change Requires Flexible Technology

It is very rare to find businesses these days that do not have to reinvent themselves every few years. It is equally rare to find a business that can afford to replace its information communications technology (ICT) infrastructure each time it goes in a new direction. Today’s businesses need extreme flexibility in all of their technology, including yours
If the Internet had been thus hampered by regulation and commercial interests, it is doubtful that it would have developed the wide acceptance it currently enjoys. The openness of the Internet meant that anyone could afford to get involved. So, everyone did. The tens of thousands of minds that collaborated on the creation of the Internet delivered something that no corporation ever could have.

BLOGS & BLOGGING




Introduction:
In this age of internet innovation and relevance, it is necessary to get acquainted with the technologies involved. I have taken some time to briefly write on the concept of internet blogging, please don’t take it likely, this information is capable of changing your business, personal and public life.
Hence there is no time, lets dive right into the crux.
WHAT IS BLOG?
·        Good question dear, i know you must have heard the word blog time without number but simply defined,
A blog is a webpage that is frequently updated with information in form of write ups, videos, pictures, music etc. To understand better i would  like you to see a blog as an online diary or a journal that can be viewed by anybody, anywhere, anytime and the contact is often updated.
·        A blogger is some one who owns or update content on a blog
·         Blogging is the process of updating information on a blog
REASON WHY YOU NEED TO OWN A BLOG
The relevance of a blog cannot  be exhaustively discussed in this article but i have a few reasons that will wind the curtain for you to see why you deserve to have one.
Maybe you are into business, home-keeping, a student, an engineer a teacher or a doctor etc. with the use of a blog you can benefit as follows:
1.Your blog introduces you  and  makes your ideas popular to the world.
2.Your blog advertises your products for example if you make beeps, write articles, sale clothes, shoes, cars, computers, services etc you can advertises all those products on your blog and your customers or clients will be able to easily locate you and contact you anywhere around the world
3. blogs increase your legitimacy, as you become known in what you do people freely patronise you without fear due to the testimonies and information on your blog.
4. your blog is your publisher, it helps you to keep your precious thoughts and ideas, as you think you write and someone might just need your opinion and easily they access it through your blog
5. Blog enables you to share news, pictures, opinions or information you think people need to hear
6. Maybe as a politician or leader, people would like to hear from you and ask you questions about certain matters but with a blog you will easily do that.
7. you need a blog to start making easy money online, people will place adverts on your blog and pay you as your visitors click it.
8. You need a blog to publish your papers as an academician or as a student to discuss with people on specific topics.
9. Your blog is your world so you need to create it and share
10. you need a blog to leave a legacy behind for your children, grand children and the entire world.
How can i get mine?
I know you would ask that, it is simple but this are the steps
1.     Purchase a domain name
2.     Pay for the hosting
3.     Design your blog theme
4.     Customize it to your taste
5.     Share the link of your blog to your friends through facebook,email,whatsapp, twitter,gmail etc
6.     Start writing and publishing post on your blog.
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08099083636, 08083231060

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

How do i change my facebook name?

How do I change my name?
To change your name:
1. Scroll to the bottom of any page and click
Settings & Privacy
2. Click General > Name
3. Edit your name and click Save
Please keep in mind:
To help make sure that everyone uses their real
name, you can only change your name every 60
days

Saturday, 28 June 2014

Religious cancer

RELIGION IS A CANCER
Religion builds many churches, schools, hospitals and planes but fail to feed the
poor.
they preach grace but the law is what they practice.
they look nice and holy on the outside but the heart is dirty.
choristers be like praise the lord why not tell us how you addicted to ponorgraphy
gossip and strife.
religion builds standard they don't keep
religious people boast in their do's and dont's
Jesus never attacked no one but religious people
His main opposition wasn't the devil but this Hippocrates called religious freaks
i got a word for you Breed of vipers
The church is not a museum for good people but a hospital for the broken.
my weakness qualifies me for God's Grace
for His strength is made perfect in weakness
hiding your sin and failure to point fingers at me changes nothing. remember its not
about me but all about him.
they called my Lord glutton and drunkard. Jesus never support self righteousness so
cast the first stone but be without sin.
self righteousness infects u through the laws But God's Grace made us righteous
through Jesus.
quite trying to please men accept Christ who pleased God for US.
religion says Do but Jesus Christ says DONE (its finished )
religion says slave Jesus says Son.
religion puts you in bondage but Jesus sets you free.
religion is Man searching for God but Christianity is God in man.
He said father forgive them for they know not what they do. when He suffered on
that cross He was thinking of you
He took all your sins and buried them in a tomb,
yeah all past present and future. but religion says some.
Jesus Christ didn't come to reestablish a religion but to put an end to it.
i hate religion, its disgusting and Repugnant .
religious people, i dislike you too.
all religious people have a cancer and its called religion.

Doro naija

Nigeria don nearly Doroscatter, everywhere is
Dorobombing, over 200 Dorogirls are
Doromissing & yet we re singing Dorobucci. Let
us Doropray b4 things Doroworsen........So my
Doropeople ve a nice Doroday & be Dorovigilant
if u don't want 2 Dorodie. This is nt Dorofunny
ooooO. Pls Doroshare, if u Dorolike it

Friday, 27 June 2014

Use me

My entirety lives to worship you.
Am available for you.
Use me to feed the poor,
To heal the sick,
Lead the lost,
Give to the needy
To father the orphans,
To take care of the widows,
To help the helpless,
To bring hope to the hopeless
Joy to the sorrowful.
Use me, i give myself for them all...
This is my desire Lord.
Use me Jesus.

Sunday, 22 June 2014

What would you do?

A friend shared his story, he said...
See wetin happen to me oh. I dey this bus wey
dey go maiduguri. As we were waiting for the
bus to laod, I
noticed one Aboki sitting behind the driver's seat
holding a big bag and sweating. The guy was so
uneasy, shifting from side to side on his seat,
wiping sweat from his face.
Hmmm, at this point I no know wetin I go think,
could this be.....,well no need to jump into
conclusions yet. now he started to look
around,as if he is trying to access his
enviroment, he would look around and look at
his watch,look again and checK his watch, and
them all of a sudden place the bag under his
seat,jumped down and started walking very fast
away from the bus. omo,na that time I realise
say no be only me they look this Aboki man, as
him jump down, everybody scatter, me self jamp
down go far place.
Every single passenger abandon the bus. 5 mins
later, we see the Aboki man coming back to the
bus with tissue paper in his hands wondering
where everybody went. but to be sincere, if na u
wetin u for do? Talk ur mind oh!
Hahahahaha